10 Problems Only People Dating Someone Ultra Beautiful Will Understand

9. You're Really Into PDA

While a lot of people are wholly against Public Displays of Affection, you're very much a fan of it. Hand-holding, hair-stroking, face-kissing, full-blown-making-out: you name it, you're happy to do it. You'll never say it out loud, but you're full of a sickening type of pride that your partner is so unbelievably hot, and you love showing everyone that you're dating them. "Yup, he's with me. Me! I know, crazy!" And your PDA's not just limited to outside. When you're at home together, you're constantly touching them, kissing them, prodding them. You're not really sure why you do it, except that their beauty just lures you to touch them. Probably to check that they're 100% real.
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