10 Problems Only People Who Are Bad At Sport Will Understand

7. The Rules Don't Make Sense

They have over complicated rules and you've asked too many times for it to be acceptable to get another person to explain what the offside rule is in football. Is it because someone is in front of them or behind them? Then the more you think about sports, the more you don't understand them altogether. Who thought of these silly games involving a ball and two nets and then watched as people chased after each other, and then judged them on their performance? If aliens invaded our planet and saw a game of golf, they'd probably just leave us to it because to them, taking over earth would be like taking candy for a baby. After all, the whole point in golf is to play the least amount of golf as possible to win.