10 Problems Only People Who Are Bad At Sport Will Understand

3. The Bench Was Your Best Friend

You were always volunteered to sit out first, whether you liked it or not, but you usually did. But the main reason that you were allocated to the bench (other than the fact that you're shockingly bad at participating in sports) is because you didn't know the rules well enough to even coach or umpire. It needed to be fair in terms of bias and if given the chance, you were more likely to pull up the girl who used to be mean to you, even if she was the best player on the team. "Your foot definitely slipped up your ass. No I said you slid it across the floor, what's why I pulled you up." You did say that she had her own foot slipped up her ass though, so well done for getting a sly dig in there.