1. People Mistake Your S.O For Being Pretentious, But Actually They're The Best Person Around
Not only because they have a million other brilliant traits that made you fall in love with them in the first place; but also because they're pretty handy in an emergency. The dish washer's blown up - but guess who already read and memorised the manual in order to save you when you didn't know what to do about that cascade of water running through your kitchen? Or what about when you fell down and cut your leg on a rusty tin can? Your clever S.O knew exactly how to clean up the cut so you didn't get an infection, and bandaged it in a professional way you couldn't have done yourself. You don't mind excusing them for their random spurts of knowledge. It doesn't matter that you don't know everything like they do; you wouldn't have them any other way.
I love Stephen King and music festivals; I eat my toast upside down; I daydream about getting married probably a bit too much; and I wish every day for a pet sausage dog puppy (who never materialises – sob).
