4. Being Able To Shout Sex In Front Of Your Teacher
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aV_3DqI0Tnc One for the 90s kids. 'Sex On The Beach' gave the slightly disturbing yet pleasingly cheeky go-ahead to shout the most taboo word in a primary school child's life. In front of your teachers. Emphasising the key word here was essential, because there are few thrills like verbally sticking two fingers up at your teachers even if you have literally no idea what the word you were gleefully shouting every time the chorus came around actually meant.
3. PARTY CLOTHES
Seeing your class in their best glitzy dresses and miniature smart shirts was a fascinating moment. Boys hair gelled impeccably by their parents beforehand whilst the girls crimped it up and drowned themselves in glitter spray. There was always that one kid who turned up in the Spiderman suit, or the bad boys who made no effort and caused havoc in the corner because DISCOS SUCK.
