Sometimes, the most pathetic person with a hangover needs a good slap in the face; or a list of reasons as to why they're hanging, and not dying like they think they are. Having a Doctor to wake up next to when you've risen from broken sleep into a mind state that feels a bit like that area between the trenches during World War One is going to make your hangover so much more bearable. They'll be able to remind you of how much you drank, how you downed eighteen jaegarbombs and that's why you can't stop shaking, and then advise you on what brilliant meal will wash your hangover away immediately. They can also inform you of what hangover advice is a myth and what's truth. Like, drink water, don't drink milk. Duh.
I love Stephen King and music festivals; I eat my toast upside down; I daydream about getting married probably a bit too much; and I wish every day for a pet sausage dog puppy (who never materialises – sob).
