10 Secret Problems Only Disney Obsessed Adults Will Understand

2. You're Certain That Happily Ever After Can Be Achieved

Although it puts a lot of pressure on any man once you've recited every perfect partnership in all the Disney films before he's even learnt your last name. Sometimes you'll cry with happiness at the end of Cinderella because the marriage is just so perfect. You want little French mice and twittering sparrows at your wedding; but sometimes it's hard to come right out and tell a man that. However, your faith in Disney's portrayal of love cannot be shaken. And you're pretty sure that if you were ever on a curfew and you'd just met The One and you'd left your shoe behind in a dodgy nightclub, he'd be certain to search the town to return it - and confess his undying adoration for you at the same time. It's going to happen: you've just got to be patient (and probably quite drunk in order to leave a shoe behind on a night out).