2. The Mighty Boooosh!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MOssM4jBaD8 This is total ownage. Here we have a guy who looks like the Zohan in his Mossad days, bobbing and weaving, jabbing at people and doing some bad ass whistling at the same time. My initial thought was that the dude was the real deal, and was expecting him to lay some smack down on a few people, but to my eternal surprise, the curly haired bully boy got put to sleep with the sucker punch of the year. Again, this carries a lesson for us all: no matter how incredible your hair is, or if you can whistle and punch flabby guys in the face, if someone shouts "Booosh!" as they take you down with a one and a half foot punch, your jaw is going to turn into glass. The Winner: The sucker-puncher (thankfully.)