5. Smashing Pumpkins
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ziNRUULTSZA This violence lark isn't all about men, and in fact, some women are much better than men at it. In this clip for some reason we have a guy taking a pumpkin off a girl and smashing it on the floor, like a petulant child. If there is anything I have learned over the years, it is never smash a girl's pumpkin in a car park. After trying to walk away she finds herself backed into a corner and decides to punch her way out. A swift one-two sends the guy through the air and onto his backside, taking all of his street cred with it. The victory must come with an element of sadness, as the poor pumpkin didn't get to see his lady owner help man to fly unaided. The Winner: The pumpkin.