10 Surefire Signs Your Starbucks Addiction Is Getting Out Of Hand

10. You Will Plan Your Day Around That Single Morning Coffee

For those whose metaphorical glasses are half-full at any hour of the day, morning represents a whole slew of wonderful possibilities for grand adventures and great accomplishments. For those whose glasses tend to be half-empty in the A.M., morning is just that awful time that drags you from the comfort of your bed every day. It's full of teeth that need to be brushed and hair that needs to be tamed and people with dispositions so sunny that you'd be driven to violence if you weren't so damn tired. But there is a bright spot between dawn and lunchtime for those who have tasted of the sweet nectar of Starbucks. There is a cup of coffee - whether it is straight unadulterated black, pumped with triple shots of espresso, or a sweet confection of ice and chocolate and whipped cream - that will remind you that it is worth getting out of bed. Is it altogether healthy for coffee to be your prime daily motivator? Maybe not. Do you care? Not in the least.
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