10 Things Drag Queens Hate To Hear

9. 'What's Your Real Name So I Can Add You On Facebook'

The names Paul...Ru Paul. There is no way you would dare reveal your real name to the crowds it's against Ye Olde Drag Law. Besides, a night of glitter and disco balls doesn't sound glamourous at all when you know it's hosted by Dave, Jerry, Harry and Tony. Let's stick to our 'proper names'...

8. 'I Do Drag Too!'

Drag Queen 1 Gif Gif 'Look darling, you're like pond life to me. When you've walked a hundred miles in my stilettos and sewn as many sequins onto a thousand frocks as I have then you can come telling me that you just landed a big gig and you're gonna go pro. Till then get off my stage and out my space, you're basic'
 
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