10 Things Everyone Does In The Shower

5. Have Sex

It's never like the movies is it? Why do the actors in Hollywood make it look so easy and sexy? Well the only answer to that is simply that they're not having sex. It's so difficult to have your partner not fall on you, not have the taps of the bath poke them in places that aren't supposed to be poked and you just don't fit together in a shower. Just use the shower for foreplay and use the bedroom for the rest if you don't want to be disappointed.
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