1. When They Leave You A Wall Of Hair In The Shower
Despite it being an easy solution to gathering up all the hair that falls out of your scalp when you're washing your locks, pasting your loose hairs on the wall of the shower isn't a very nice thing to do. Nope, not even when you swirl them around on the wall with your finger to make a pretty pattern. Sure, it might seem hilarious to leave him a giant penis picture made out of hair for when he next goes to shower, but honestly, he hates it. It's disgusting. It's time to gather up all the hair and flush it away. Or make a nest out of it for the birds in your garden, who will definitely appreciate your loss of hair more than he will.
I love Stephen King and music festivals; I eat my toast upside down; I daydream about getting married probably a bit too much; and I wish every day for a pet sausage dog puppy (who never materialises – sob).
