10. Baby Adverts Are A Massive Tease
Pampers, Mamas and Papas, Johnson's: all the ads on television were surely made to torment you. Until your womb suddenly kicked you to make you realise it was ready for a baby, you'd never even realised just how many adverts for baby products there actually are. Creams, nappies, bottles, sterilising materials, dummies, cots, prams, clothes. SO MANY ADVERTS. Who knew there could be so many products for all the tiny people being born into the world? And of course, in each advert there are at least five adorable smiling beautiful babies, who torment you with their loveliness. Why can't you just keep all of them? You'd be the best mum, you just know it.
Rachel Bailey
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I love Stephen King and music festivals; I eat my toast upside down; I daydream about getting married probably a bit too much; and I wish every day for a pet sausage dog puppy (who never materialises – sob).
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