10 Things That Happen When You're A Broody Female

7. Facebook Is Suddenly Unbearable

Remove From Friends Facebook Gif Your old school acquaintances and some genuine strangers (how they got onto your feed, you've surely no idea) love posting pictures, videos and statuses of their glorious children. And it's all just getting a bit too much. Look at Samantha Warring, she's four years younger than you and she's got a two year old! AND she doesn't have a very good job. You've got a great job, a flat for the baby to play in, and a whole lotta love for all the children you're planning to have. You can't bear it when girls post statuses like "Can't believe Tom smeared peanut butter all over the new carper AGAIN. Christ it's hard being a mum!" or "I haven't slept in eight days. And my baby won't stop crying for milk". You're certain you'd be a better parent than they would; and you wish they'd quit moaning and be grateful that they even have a child.
 
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I love Stephen King and music festivals; I eat my toast upside down; I daydream about getting married probably a bit too much; and I wish every day for a pet sausage dog puppy (who never materialises – sob).