10 Things Only London Dungeon Workers Will Understand
10. People Ask The Stupidest Questions
Of course, this is something youll learn working at any tourist attraction - it seems when people travel, they immediately switch off all higher thought for the duration of their trip - but, at the Dungeon, you get some unique treats. Is this the London Dungeon? Asked in front of the places decorative frontage - you know, the medieval looking one, adorned with flaming torches and emblazoned with a big, red sign that says The London Dungeon - of a person wearing a uniform that also clearly says The London Dungeon. I admit, its all rather subtly done, but come on. Will I die in there? Yeah, obviously, because thats the sort of business that stays open for decades and is promoted as fun for the whole family. Is it an actual dungeon? What, is this popular tourist attraction actually a place where people are taken to be tortured and/or killed? Oddly enough, no. Of course, an honourable mention has to go out to the literally thousands of people stopping outside to ask for directions to London Bridge: Did you mean Tower Bridge, the really famous-- LONDON BRIDGE! I mean, you can see Tower Bridge from London Bridge, but I think-- LONDON BRIDGE! ... The one with the towers on it? LONDON BRIDGE! "It's over there."
