10 Things Only London Dungeon Workers Will Understand
8. Anyone Can Become Utterly Desensitised To Blood And Gore
Its a typical day. Lunch time comes around and you head for the break room, meal deal in hand, ready to take a little time to relax and stop screaming TOWER BRIDGE! ITS TOWER BRIDGE! I LIVE HERE! at the sky. Upon entering the room, youre faced with the eviscerated body of a young woman. Bits of her are totally everywhere. Also, her wig is on wonky and one of her arms is bent completely backwards. Do you: Scream, vomit down your front and sob for days? Calmly call the police? Sit down next to the poor lass to eat your sandwich, commenting on the nice job thats been done? If you chose answer number 3, congratulations! Youre either a surgeon, a pathologist or youve worked at the London Dungeon. Or, you know, you're a psychopath. Between the disturbing waxworks and the actors in their rather grim make-up, you'll develop a strong stomach in next to no time. But that's not the most disturbing way working there will take its toll on you...
