10 Things You'll Only Understand If You're From Camden

6. You Have To Avoid All The Shirtless Scary Men Walking Around

And no, not sexy footballer shirtless. Instead, it's the massive stacked man with shaved heads and angry eyes, the intimidating giants strutting the streets of Camden with a vengeance for someone you really hope isn't you. These are the men with black tattoos across their ripped chests, with six packs and bulging biceps who are probably on steroids and are as far away from the typical British white male burning away at South End in the height of summer time as you can get. These are the men who stalk your dreams once you've got into bed and triple locked your front door, because they're so god damn creepy looking. Like they're really robots on a mission underneath all that muscley body. You can't look them in the eye, you steer clear of them on the sidewalk, and you constantly wonder what they're up to.
 
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