10 Thoughts British Men Have When Getting A Haircut
1. Having Your Hair Ruined... And Not Saying A Thing
Throughout the process your face has dropped inch by inch as you have started to notice that your hair just isn't going to be the cut you were hoping for this time around.
They're drying your hair and the looming question is about to happen. The only thing delaying it is the inevitable "Look what I did to the back of your head" routine.
They've cut too much off. The sides are uneven. They've given you some weird trendy hairdo you never asked for. Generally, at this point, Stevie Wonder could've done a better job.
They show you the back of your head and the big question drops.
"All good?"
You've died inside. No, all is not good. You may as well have used a knife and fork in the dark. Your hair is going to take weeks to grow back, and that job interview or night out is now turning into a sick day. But we don't ever tell them this. (Remember rule number one).
"Yep, looks great, thanks!"