10 Times Leonardo DiCaprio Made Your Tummy Flutter

7. Whenever He's Rejected For An Oscar

Poor Leo. Look at that face. A loser again. This adorably heartbroken face is the look of someone who's always the bridesmaid and never the bride. Someone who's 100% qualified for the job but never gets it. It's a well-known fact that the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences know not what they're on about when it comes to handing out little gold statues that have no discernible genitalia. Our Leo should have won an Academy Award for at least half of the films he's been in, he's that bloody talented. Indeed, his endearing Oscar loser face and humble disposition should win awards themselves given how much the entire planet is wishing he'd win the bloody thing. Look at that face! You just want to caress it! Let's look at his outrageous snubs by Mr Oscar: he lost to craggy-faced miser Tommy Lee Jones in the Best Supporting Actor category back in 1993 which was just plain offensive; his best actor losses include being overlooked as Howard Hughes in The Aviator in favour of Jamie Foxx's performance in Ray, which is quietly ridiculous; a defeat by Jeff Bridge's rambling old p*ss-artist in Crazy Heart when he should have swept it for his role as Dom Cobb in Inception, and a narrow loss to best mate Matthew McConaughey which, while acceptable, was completely unacceptable. Who else? Oh yeah, losing to Forrest Whittaker as Idi Amin in The Last King Of Scotland? What the f... Actually, he deserved that one. Sorry Leo. Still, if DiCap doesn't win this year's gold statuette for his career-best showing as Hugh Glass in The Revenant there's guaranteed to be civil war. Guaranteed.