10 Times Ross Noble Mangled Our Minds

3. When He Told Us About Friendly Arse Disease

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEO6lQGuFoE In his 2010 tour Things, Ross came up with an explanation for the antics of one of the greatest enigmas of our times - Beyonce Knowles. The clip starts with Ross wondering whether someone who's cured of Irritable Bowel Syndrome would then start suffering from Jovial Bowel Syndrome. This becomes an exploration of Friendly Arse Disease, an affliction whereby someone's arse leads them down the street, greeting strangers on the way. And it's this, according to Ross, which Beyonce might be suffering from. There's no evidence to prove this theory, but there's none to disprove it either. It certainly puts a different slant on Beyonce's videos to imagine her dance moves are being controlled by her sentient behind. Images like that are Ross' speciality, and he illustrates it with a little arse-dancing of his own, because why wouldn't he.
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