1. A Person's Virginity
virginswanted.comWe've come to the creme de la creme of creepy online commodities. Real life, flesh and blood men and women are selling their virginal genitalia on the same digital medium we use to purchase custom t-shirts and MP3s. And this isn't just some isolated Craigslist sale, either. Australian company Virgins Wanted began auctioning off two young people's virginity - one male and one female - in an effort to promote a documentary they were making. And these two "products" sold quite well, with the young lady garnering an insanely high bid of more than £450,000. The process of this mostly-legitimate auction was as complicated as you'd imagine, with the female virgin first needing to be certified as such by a gynecologist. There was also a massive list of rules and regulations for this icky transaction, even regulating the length of the sexual encounter from the get-go. Since this happened on the Internet, there was naturally an immediate fallout. The young woman claimed she was duped into the arrangement and eventually nullified the contract. But that didn't stop her from putting her pureness up for sale for Virgins Wanted 2, which is quite possibly the most off-putting sequel in existence. And that includes the second Caddyshack movie.
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