10. A 55-Gallon Barrel Of Sexual Lubricant
AmazonIf you're looking to host the world's largest Slip'N Slide-themed orgy, you might have a need for a 55-gallon drum of sexual lubricant. Otherwise, you have absolutely no need for a 55-gallon drum of sexual lubricant. It's really as simple as that. Such an excessive amount of Passion Natural Water-Based Lubricant has only two practical uses, and both involve a substantial amount of nudity and horseplay. And while there's certainly a demand for lube in this sexy world of ours, the thought of any one person or even one substantially large group of people thrusting their way through 55 milk jugs worth of the stuff is enough to push this over the line from erotic to dangerously illogical. On the plus side, you can currently get quite the deal on it when ordering from Amazon, provided you have a separate room in your house dedicated to housing your slippery sex aids.