7. Artificial Body Parts Attached to Everyday Items
Instructables.comWhy would anyone want a plastic mouth attached to their pillow? Seriously. WHY? Officially, these are called Kissing Practice Pillows and are intended to give nervous pre-teens a little help perfecting their smoochy faces. It comes from the idea that many pre-pubescents rehearse their make-out techniques with pillows anyhow, so why not put an actual mouth on there? For added encouragement, each pillow comes with one of several motivational phrases where the pillow's eyes are supposed to be, like "Put Your Tongue On My Tongue." The most disturbing quality about this may be the source of the artificial mouth: a rubber CPR dummy. That means the manufacturer, who makes these as craft products and encourages people to make their own Do-It-Yourself versions, has a collection of dummies lying around somewhere that have gaping holes where their lips and noses once were. In a few years, it's quite possible Serial Killer Trivia 2 will feature this "hobbyist" as one of the playing pieces.