It's 8.30am, you've just started your shift at work and you know that it's going to be a long ass day. Your colleagues know not to talk to you, or even look at you (in fact, they know how to breathe loudly around you) before you've had your morning coffee. This first coffee of the day transforms you back into a human from the troll like state that you wake up as, so why is the coffee gone? Who finished the damn coffee and didn't refill the pot for everyone else to use?