6. Don't You Realise People Were Meant To Eat Meat?
Ah, the evolutionary argument. This is more often posed as a statement rather than a question. Its often followed with something about cavemen, hunting and humans pointy teeth. People who ask this tend not to grasp the concept of choice. Theres plenty of studies that show the pros and cons of vegetarianism from an evolutionary standpoint - the same argument can be made for polygamy - but if your spouse finds youve got a couple of secret husbands/wives, just remember, using the excuse but were meant to isnt going to get you off the hook.
Lover of all things PC. A fan of inserting indelible ink into the dermis layer of the skin. Remembers when 'geek' was an insult. Still passionately believes Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines was the greatest game ever made.
