11 Seriously Bizarre Conspiracy Theories

Speaking of Satan, did you hear about his latest plot to capture the souls of your children?

American superstore, Target, recently announced that it would no longer be gendering its products aimed at children, marketing all toys at both girls and boys equally. "What a triumph for gender equality", we hear you cry, "How wonderfully forward-thinking of them to help break down preconceived heteronormative conventions".

Well, no, apparently not.

According to the perfectly sane lady in the video above, Beelzebub is using the medium of American retailers to gender-confuse your children and steer them off the path to righteousness.

With this in mind, we've taken it upon ourselves to compile a list of simple tests you can do to help guard you and your children against the agents of Lucifer:

1. Offer some Lego to your daughter. If she appears to show an interest in building something with it, spray with holy water contact your pastor immediately.

2. Play the Frozen soundtrack in the car. If your son sings along to the girls' parts, pull over somewhere safe and begin the process of casting the Devil out while you wait for a priest.

3. Keep a close watch on your children as they play. If they develop any unusual symptoms such as blazing red eyes, revolving heads or fire-breathing, they could well have become a vessel of Satan.

You can never be too safe after all.