11 Things That Happen When You Fall In Love At Work
5. The Sex Email Exchange Begin
Your relationship has made the transition from dates in bars to dates in his bedroom. Hooray! And you've suddenly got the opportunity to talk about sex with him all the time. At work youre constantly sexually excited alongside feeling truly paranoid that your emails are being monitored by HR. He tells you he wants to do you over the scanner. You tell him you want him to bend you over his desk. He mentions doing something with the water dispenser. You want to reply with something fun about his penis; but will the word penis be flagged? Will you be hurled out of the office by security? Will you be fired on the spot for wanting to do naughty things with him all over the office floor? Still, its not all bad. Your passion for your job has suddenly gone up about ten notches and youre always early in case hes early too. Your boss offers you a promotion. Lunch time is spent wishing you had time to go somewhere more private so you can just go absolutely wild with him.
I love Stephen King and music festivals; I eat my toast upside down; I daydream about getting married probably a bit too much; and I wish every day for a pet sausage dog puppy (who never materialises – sob).
