12 Absolute Creepiest Things Kids Have Told Their Parents

4. The Reincarnation

"Getting my two and a half year old daughter out of the bath one night, my wife and I were briefing her on how important it was she kept her privates clean. She casually replied "Oh, nobody 'scroofs' me there. They tried one night. They kicked the door in and tried but I fought back. I died and now I'm here." She said this like it was nothing."

3. Now That's Love

"A friend of mine's child told him: "Daddy, I love you so much that I want to cut your head off and carry it around so I can see your face whenever I want.""