12 Completely Insane Inventions That Actually Got Made
9. The Kissing Shield
Kissing is a lovely gesture and all, but it isn't half germy.
The problem with it is that you can keep your cakehole has squeaky clean as you like, but kissing is a two-player game and you can never be 100% sure where the other person has been.
Luckily, there is an invention on the market that can solve all of your kissing woes. Keep the intimacy and romance of a little tonsil tennis, without having to actually exchange fluids.
The latex barrier will keep germs at bay and the attractive heart shaped design means that your partner will be left in no doubt of your amorous feelings towards them, as well as your rigorous approach to personal hygiene; it's a win-win.
The inventor has stated that this device may also be useful for politicians on the campaign trail, so that they may kiss babies without having to worry about contracting something from their unwashed, peasant craniums.