12 Completely Insane Inventions That Actually Got Made

Are the girls looking a little droopy these days? Perhaps what you need is a high-pressure boob shower to liven things up a bit.

The most venerable Monsieur Alexis Mantelet has only the utmost concern for the state of ladies' breasts and has most nobly taken it upon himself to design a number of inventions to ensure that they remain in tip-top condition for as long as possible.

The chief of these being the breast developer. Now, there's no worse sight than a lady who has not made the full use of her breasts, some might even call it selfish.  This therapeutic device will bring the vim and vigour back into the bosom.

The lady will lie face down on the table, deposit her breasts into the two basins and be treated to a massage from high-pressure water jets. The effect of this will be that the lady's bosom will become full and voluptuous, and everybody can enjoy the results.

If the lady in question cannot make it to a bust-enhancing therapy session, then M. Mantelet has also generously supplied us with a similar device that can be used in the privacy of her own home, so really there's no excuse why she should have magnificent knockers at all times.