For this guy (let's face it, it's virtually always a man) hearing the word 'no' doesn't usually mean giving up. Christmas is the favorite time of year for the sleazy drunk, mainly because of the large number of women who tend to get a bit worse for wear. You'll likely find him grinding up against the opposite sex on the dance floor, like an uncastrated, horny dog. Another one of the sleazy drunk's tricks is to 'accidentally' brush a hand against his object of affection's chest, though if caught he'll claim this act of sexual assault to be merely 'Christmas banter'. If he doesn't get a drink thrown over him at this point, he'll assume he's about to get lucky and launch into some cheese-laden spiel which he considers chat up lines. Warning: you may tell the sleazy drunk that you have a boyfriend/are married/ are over 70 years old, but he'll just see this as more of a challenge. Likely to say: "How about a Christmas kiss under the mistletoe, darling? You'll notice it's hanging just above my flies"
Lover of all things PC. A fan of inserting indelible ink into the dermis layer of the skin. Remembers when 'geek' was an insult. Still passionately believes Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines was the greatest game ever made.
