Everybody's favourite insane stunt-performing martial arts film and injury specialist, Jackie Chan could have quite easily died at least nine or ten times throughout his career, but in 2013 another in the long line of death reports about the actor hit the news. The story claimed that Chan had died whilst attempting a particularly dangerous stunt, which was not exactly unbelievable, given that the man has a metal plug in his head to stop his brains falling out, thanks to a previous act of dare devilry. Chan's extremely polite reply is typical of the perma-smiley man, claiming that he'd have had the manners to tell us if he'd snuffed it, rather than be so rude as to leave without permission.
