1. Cement
As many of us know a good relationship is built on a good, solid foundation of trust and respect. These values don't have to be set in stone - rather, they are something we understand intuitively. Whether or not the homosexual man who poured cement into his lover was literally trying to cement their relationship will only ever be known to them - regardless of their motives the recipient was in for a surprise when the cement predictably set inside him. The funnel-pumped builder's favourite had to be surgically removed from his body via a bizarre cement enema. What other bizarre objects have people got stuck up their rectums? Why not let us know in the comments below?