12 People On The Morning Commute That Everyone Hates

7. The One With Rubbish Headphones... And Terrible Musical Taste OBVIOUSLY

Oh, how lovely of you; what a kind and generous soul you are; sharing your wonderful tinny dance music with the rest of the train! Please, turn up the volume - I really want to feel like Miley Cyrus is sharing the carriage with us. Why do people do this? Are they PROUD of listening to what sounds like old Nokia ringtones and microphone feedback? Do they want the surrounding passengers to applaud them for their fine taste in One Direction remixes? They should have their iPods revoked and destroyed: it's a public offence.

6. The One Who Reads Your Paper/ Phone/ Book Over Your Shoulder

Oh. My. God. This one is the ultimate blood boiler, especially if you're sitting down and the offending is hovering above you. It's a bonding moment sharing Chapter 4 of my book with you, tube stranger, but do, please, look at your own stuff. Fingernails can be fascinating you know - were you aware they're made out of the same stuff as your hair? Amazing, huh? Now, concentrate on them and stop breathing over my WhatsApp conversation.