12 Problems Only Flight Attendants Will Understand
10. Couples Trying To Join Mile High Club On Your Watch
How did we find out? It was the grunting and giggling that gave you away. Look, we fully respect this is a fantasy you've been playing out in your mind for quite some time, but honestly do you really think we're just going to turn a blind eye whilst you get frisky under a travel blanket or in the toilet. No thank you, we don't want to be left with the cleaning up afterwards.
9. People Being Nice To You Because They Want Cheap Flights
Look, there's no such thing as a free flight - it's a myth. Sure you're hearing about us flying all over the world to exotic locations but here's the trick... it's our job! If there is anybody who's going on stand-by for the next free seat believe us it's going to be us.
Look, there's no such thing as a free flight - it's a myth. Sure you're hearing about us flying all over the world to exotic locations but here's the trick... it's our job! If there is anybody who's going on stand-by for the next free seat believe us it's going to be us.