12 Problems You'll Only Understand If You're A Smoker

3. Being One Of Those People Who Always Has Straights

And everybody knows it. All your stingy roll-up friends don't mind asking you for a cigarette now and then when you've announced you're going to the shop to buy a pack of twenty: but when all 15 of your friends are asking you for one at once and you've already given one to your best friend who's quite obviously smoking it next to you, it all gets a bit complicated. You can say no and endure the mutters of 'favouritism' as they begrudgingly get out their tobacco pouches, or you can play the hero and hand out one to every friend, then spend the night begging rollies off everyone (which you hate - you buy straights for a reason).