Clumsiness is just part of human nature. Just because you don't see a girly girl walking into tables and lamp posts doesn't mean she's got the agility of a gazelle. She's just better at hiding it when her heel gets stuck in a paving slab or she's spilled spaghetti down her white shirt. The girly girl is prepared for such emergencies, and in order to not panic, sorts herself out discretely instead of screaming "THERE'S PASTA DOWN MY CLEAVAGE!" And all those other things you think look mega sophisticated? Like her manicured nails, her flawless hair, and her overall calm demeanour? These are all elements that the girly girl has to work on. No one was born with the ability to never chip a nail. It's just a matter of having the objects to hand at the time in order to brush over a flaw in appearance.
I love Stephen King and music festivals; I eat my toast upside down; I daydream about getting married probably a bit too much; and I wish every day for a pet sausage dog puppy (who never materialises – sob).
