Even if English if your first language, there will be times when you can't even speak it properly. You'll spit, stumble and be unable to get your words out and this will usually happen when you're trying to be extra cool and funny in front of a group of people. It does occasionally happen on live TV too, which is always entertaining, as long as it's not you messing up. If you have any other everyday fails which happen on a regular basis, feel free to write them in the comments below. You won't be judged.