12 Summer Time Problems Every British Person Will Suffer

10. Newspaper Sensationalism

Newspaper Gif Gif Feeding the heat-based frenzy of all the flip-flopped humans and that stupid, multi-coloured sun cream that we smear across our grills is our delightfully insane national media. Every sodding newspaper on Fleet Street will declare climate Armageddon at the prospect of the sunshine hoying his hat on even though the temperature will rarely stretch past 20 degrees Celsius for any prolonged period of time. Water shortages! Rivers drying up! Humans spontaneously combusting! Skin cancer! Sunshine is the harbinger of mass doom in their little world. Up yours, sunny weather. And it goes the other way too: Rain! Floods! Humans drowning! All of the weather! The weather! THE WEATHER! Morons.
 
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Chris James Peet says hello. His interests include hoping for the best and sitting in chairs. He much prefers moaning to counting his blessings and suffers fools gladly. He also likes to look out of the window and check what's in the fridge but he hates standing up, dripping taps and reality.