12 Things That Always Happen On A Staff Night Out

2. The Boss Is Either The Party Animal Or The First One Home

There are two types of boss that you may or may not have experienced: Boss One: Is the boss. You have a huge amount of respect for them because they genuinely work hard, they're good at their job, they're fair to all of the staff and they're always making sure that you're happy in your work. This is the perfect boss but because they're so work conscious but they're usually the first person to go home. Boss Two: Is a jackass. You're absolutely baffled as to how they got the job in the first place because they're so incompetent yet they walk around the building with the swag of someone who demands respect, even if they haven't earned it and never respect others. They put in the least amount of effort of the whole team, bluff their way through life and will pin all mistakes on you, even though it was usually them. They're the first ones to suggest shots and karaoke and will be hungover for the entirety of the next day, making them grumpy which means that everyone's day is ruined as they're walking on eggshells.
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