12 Things You Should Never Say To A Flight Attendant

1. I'd Like To Join The Mile High Club

This is not a thing and no, not all flight attendants are ambassadors of this mile high club nor will they show you a good time if you whisper the secret code word into their ears. (There is no secret code word). So if everyone could kindly stop having sex, mainly in the toilets of the plane, and let the flight attendants actually do their jobs without having to intervene in an intimate moment, that would be great. If you know of any other phrases that you shouldn't say to a flight attendant, write them in the thread below.
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