13 People You're Guaranteed To Meet Working In A Call Centre
4. The Flat Out Weird
Oh how youll regret the first day you end up sat next to them. At first, they may just seem quirky, a bit odd, but they dont just stop there. Maybe conspiracy theories are their thing, or they write poetry, but not good poetry, but poetry they feel the need to share with you. Maybe they even play in a band, but the hand drawn flyer they give you in between calls suggests its probably not a band you need to listen to anytime soon. Theyre fun to sit near though, theyll always end up saying something really weird to a customer, and youll forever see them creepily lurking near a managers desk as they have yet another customer who wants to speak to anyone else. Try not to sit next to them at lunch too, their packed lunch never smells quite right.
Stand-up comedian, writer, sarcastic scoundrel and a bit of a scallywag. Lover of many geeky pursuits and owner of extensively eclectic tastes in music, film and literature.
