3. There's Never Any Gossip At The Water Cooler
Sometimes you sort of look forward to get back to work, especially if you've had the kids off from school over the Christmas holidays and as much as you love them, you can't wait to get some time apart from their little, needy, clingy bodies. So you strut into work expecting some crazy work gossip from your colleagues and you get nothing. Do these people not understand that you don't have a life and you need to live vicariously through them? For the love of everything, just make something up.