Ah, the public toilet sexy time climax. Don't shake your heads; more couples have indulged in this than you might think. While it might not be your personal location of choice for a cheeky bang, sometimes when the urge calls, you just have to answer it. The thing with getting it on in a public toilet makes for an interesting experience. One, you don't want to touch anything, but you've still got to get a little bit undressed to accommodate for the occasion. Two, you've got to position yourselves so that you can have a good time but not have a foot or a hand in the actual toilet bowl. Three, coming is a nightmare, because you're probably standing up, distracted by weird graffiti, and constantly keeping an ear out for anyone else who might walk in while you're going at it. On the plus side, if you do manage to come, it'll be the proudest orgasm you ever had. It's a slog to get there, but you'll thank him afterwards. (This may also apply to other less nice, more public locations - perhaps including alley ways, against buildings, or in cleaning cupboards at work).
I love Stephen King and music festivals; I eat my toast upside down; I daydream about getting married probably a bit too much; and I wish every day for a pet sausage dog puppy (who never materialises – sob).