13 Weird Addictions You Wouldn't Believe People Actually Have

7. Licking Animals

Those poor animals. It's bad enough that they have to clean themselves with their own tongues but would they really want some human to be licking them clean? As there aren't any cats available for a comment, it's probably safe to say that they might not appreciate their owner sucking and licking their fur and then proceeding to swallow their hair balls. To be fair, anything that makes a cat owner seem subservient to their beast is probably exactly what the moggy wants. As well as their undivided attention, which probably isn't a problem given the likelihood that they're also eternally single.