14 Harry Potter Quotes Made Hilarious By Changing 'Wand' Into 'Willy'

6. Come At Me, Bro

"Malfoy wheeled around, drawing his willy. Instinctively, Harry pulled out his own."

5. Ginny's Big Secret

"Do you think I want people saying my sisters a-" "A what?" shouted Ginny, drawing her willy. "A what, exactly?"

4. Ron Has An Accident

"Are you OK?" said Harry urgently. "My willy," said Ron. "Look at my willy." It had snapped, almost in two; the tip was dangling limply, held on only by a few splinters."
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