The first lie you tell is 'wow, that is so clear! I can see everything!' when you are looking at the baby scan. Then 'no it's not boring me it's interesting' when all the details of the pregnancy are pouring out and finally the big moment when you have to tell the new parents that you think their baby is the 'cutest, sweetest and most adorable baby ever.' When actually it just looks like every other baby to you.
