8. I Went To Switch It On And It Stopped Working
You will never be able to get more lies in per minute than when you are on the phone to anyone in technical support. No, of course you didn't drop it. No, it was broken when you got to it. You haven't pushed any buttons like that. Hardly touched it all. They know you're lying but still if it get's you a replacement sent out free of charge then you are more than willing to lie through your teeth and stick to your story of 'it was like that when I turned it on.'