1. Forgetting That The Letters T and H Exist
Yerjokinarnyer? Shurrup an giz a croggy. Le's go get mortal as, like. Are you a native of the Boro? Eeyamate, be proppa quality if ya leave a commen' an' that below, noworrameanlike?
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Lover of Audrey Hepburn, Clint Eastwood and Steve McQueen. Also writes things. Went to university. Learned lots.
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